Best lines of the update?(topic for 11/1/07)

[Abraham]

Which lines do you find are the best out of this update? Have at it men!

From Ep #7

ZD: Albus, the last time I heard someone using that excuse excuse the walls of their bedroom were covered in blood and they were laughing aloud or shouting "I'M BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN" or making obscene grunts like a wounded bear while stairway to heaven blared...  at 3 AM. They were also naked and their chest was covered in shit.

From ep #13

Flocculencio: Oh ok. I was worried you might expect us to plan to do something productive. my degrees in philosophy and english don't really help.

From ep #16

Farva: We're on Abraham's laptop and for every time we encounter a goatse link or picture on lidless eye, the person clicking it/opening the page takes a shot, if it's tubgirl it's 2 shots and if it's animal porn it's four shots

From ep #18

Kit: This is like a bad cartoon.

Fellatio Nelson: Not true. If this was a cartoon we'd be winning since we're good and superheroes always win