#7 Anarchy Up Your anus

#7 Anarchy Up Your anus

(in KHS in a classroom)

Yukari: ...and furthermore that refers to this in the...

ED: Heh. Heh.

Yomi: What are you doing?

ED: *reaches into his backpack and takes out a bottle of tequila* Behold!

Yomi: *is shocked* In class?! No way

ED: Watch me *takes a swig of the tequila*

TO: Hey lemme have some!

ED: Ok. Sure *gives Tomo the bottle*

KI: What the?! Booze!? in Class! I want in

ST: Count me in too

(time passes)

Yukari: Mister Guzman what does *translated from the original portuguese* Keira is very annoying, In fact I cannot stand her one bit.

ED: *is obviously drunk* Damn the torpedoes! Believe in youirseeeeeelF!

Yukari: Okayyyy... *Facepalm*

KI: I am sooooooooooooooo wasted

Yukari: ... *sigh* Mr. Hersch

JH: Well Miss Yukari it means that you are lambasting, deriding or chastising Keira

KI: Hey! *hick* The book sayth Jen not Keira!

Yukari: *facepalm* How about you Mister Darck? What does the next phrase mean?

ZD: *is drunkenly singing* ,,,Unbreakable *hic* union of free republics, Great Russia is joined *hic* forever! Long live the created by the will of peoples *falls out of his chair* United and mighty Soviet Union *hic*

Yukari: Are you people drunk?

ST: Yeth

Yukari: I know you've been drinking so give me the bottle. I want some.

ST: Okeh *hands Yukari the bottle of tequila*

ED: What are you *hic* doing??!?!?!!?

ST: Reelax Edo. heel.

Yukari: Ah this bring back memories of bringing bottles of this brand of cheap tequila into *takes a swig then gives the bottle back to Straha* Thanks!

(in the hallway about 20 minutes later)

*CRASH*

Nyamo: What's the commotion*

ZD, ST, KI, ED, TO: *they're all drunkenly singing* ...To Glory, our free Fatherland The stronghold of the friendship of peoples Party of Lenin is the power of the people It leads us to the triumph of Communism

Nyamo: *facepalm* Oh I don't believe this

ZD, ST, KI, ED, TO: *they're all drunkenly singing* Through storms the sun of freedom shone to us And the great Lenin lighted us the way He raised peoples to the right cause He inspired us for labour and for acts of heroism

Nyamo: What is going on here?! Aren't you people in Yukari's class

Yomi: Yes

Nyamo: What did she do?!

Yomi: Edo brought some tequila then Tomo wanted some and the bottle got passed around

Nyamo: Ugh. Surprising

Yomi: ?

Nyamo: Usually its Yukari doing stunts like that

Yomi: Ok.

(in the cafeteria some time later)

GP: Got anymore booze?

ED: I'm out

ST: Damn. Looks like we'll be sobering up

Yomi: ...ugh *facepalm*

ST: Hey Hersch

JH: Yes?

ST: What are you doing this weekend?

JH: Well I've got practice till 5:30, I go home for dinner, I and lastly I'm having Tom from the football team over tonight. Going to bed early since I have both soccer practice in the morning plus a meet in Cheap Gag tomorrow night. Then on Sunday get the rest of the homework and studying done and maybe work out.

ST: Well?

JH: Well what?

ST: Where's the time for partying?

JH: *sigh* Some of us have better things to do than get drunk and or high

ST: What?!?! WHAT?!?!?!?!? Don't you ever have a life?

JH: Um, I do. I just told you what my plans were

ST: ...

JH: Well what are YOUR plans? Getting drunk and drugged off your mind at some shady nightclub or in the park then ending up back at your place or Keira's place in bed with her?

ST: Spot on exact for the last part. Keira is planning on hooking up with Jade tonight. Because of that I've found someone else for tonight. Kagura.

JH: Surprising. I thought she was gay

ST: Hersh, just because a woman rejects your advances doesn't mean she's a lesbian. Sure that may be the case for alot of your past failures but... maybe its a question of taste?

JH: Whatever. At least I have a much higher success rate than you in getting people

ST: Good you heeled

JH: What the hell Straha

ST: You slept with Schmitt! Ahahahahahhahahahaha

JH: Firstly how was I supposed to know that drink was spiked with vodka and secondly Schmitt is good looking

KI: Hersch-san slept with Schmitt-san?! Ahahahaahah *falls over laughing*

JH: Why the reaction Keira? It's not like Straha is any different from the likes of Schmitt or Mark or Zack.

KI: Why are you a homofascist?

JH: ... *facepalm* ...why do I even bother with you? You're as bad as them.

KI: You still heeled to Straha-san.

JH: Screw this. I'm going to eat lunch elsewhere. Bye *walks off*

KI: Why is hersch-san such a drama queen and more uptight than normal lately?

ST: Dunno. Whenever he sends me long IMs about his personal life I just skim over them.

ZD: How and why are you two friends?

ST: Known each other since grade school and end up in the same classes.

ZD: Do you have anything good on him?

ST: let me think... Yes I do. Alot from even just the last 2 years. In fact here's one example

(time passes)

ST: ...Yeah after that he wouldn't let me hang out in his kitchen for about 6 months. A bit of an over reaction to me eating some of his valium. I figured he could spare a few. I knew this was in his whole depression phase.

ZD: you are one strange individual and that's why I hang out with you.

KI: Is he still on the valium?

ST: Yes.

KI: Meh. Its his fault. Anyone who is stupid enough to take a relationship in 7th grade seriously enough to nearly kill themselves over it and be on pills for the next few years deserves it

JH: *walks back* What are you guys talking about?

ZD: Still on valium or have you moved up to something stronger?

JH: Excuse me?

KI: Answer his question

JH: Ok. What's going on?

ST: Nothing.

JH: Straha, WHY did Zack just ask me if I was still on valium or if I moved up to something stronger

ST: The General did it

JH: WHY???

ST: I did it because I could. I have no excuse

JH: ... *facepalm*

zST: Speaking of things that annoy me... Mike called yesterday and asked if I wanted to have a lseep over with him tonight? What is he? 5?

JH: What's wrong with him?

KI: What's wrong with YOU for defending him?

ZD: Whose this 'Mike' person?

ST: It's like this..

(time passes)

ZD: That sounds lame. Britney spears liking? Plus moralizing? He's a CHRISTIAN?!

JH: He's not that bad

ZD: No. From what I've heard he's VERY bad. Why do you even know him Straha?

ST: Known since grade school again. These last few years we've been hangign out less. He's going one way in life and me another

JH: I don't see where your guys beef from him comes from.

KI: Hersch-san just failed. Wait doesnb't Mike-san often stop by on fridays?

ST: I say we stop by to Kagura's place instead of the original plan of my place

ZD: How do we get there though?

AB: I live a few houses down from her so when Straha asked... Also I owe him and Keira ALOT of money and favors.

ZD: Dumbledick?!

AB: Yes. Or are you feeling like taking the bus?

ZD: ...you win this round

(several hours later inside a house)

*beep*

Kagura: Ah good it's ready *rakes the tea out of the microwave*

House AI: Miss Kagura you have some visitors also a message I just recieved from your mother stated she's on another business trip, this time to coastland and iwll not be back until Sunday.

Kagura: Sure put the visitors on the viewscreen

KI: *is holding a bottle of vodka* Hey!

ZD: *in the background but is picked up by the intercom* God Albus put your pants back on

AB: *in the background but is picked up by the intercom* It's a nice day

Kagura: *on the intercom* Hi! You guys can come on in. Albus can't come in until he puts his pants back on.

ST: *on the intercom* Sweet.

AB: *on the intercom* Goddamnit

(5 minutes later)

Kagura: So what brings you guys here/ I knew Straha was going to come over tonight but not until alot later..

ST: We are dodging an idiot

*sound of cellphone ringing*

ST: *takes out watch* Disable ringtone for 'Mike Young' *puts away phone*

Kagura: I see.. Well if you're going to toke up use the outside out back to avoid getitng any messes

ST: k

(outside some time later)

KI: Hey do you know why they did the renovation and expansion fo the school this summer? *rolls another joint*

ST: Dunno

KI: Hm. Well at least we now have excuses to come to class massively late *lights joint and takes a puff*

AB: Is it to accomodate my massive rock hard girth?

Kagura: Ugh. I said put your pants back on. *facepalm*

AB: Why?

ZD: Where's my beer? Did someone drink it?

TO: I was wondering whose beer bottle Albus has stuck on his wang

ZD: ... *facepalm* Why Tomo?

TO: Albus was the one who put it there so ask him. *gets out a beer*

AB: *hic* I believe in doing *hic* wang stretching and strength training exercises.

ZD: ...ugh. WHY?? This party sucks

GP: Yes.

ZD: *realizes* oh I know *takes out watch* Gimme a phone. Dial Raven Stormcrow *on the phone* Hey Raven. Sup? Oh cool. Not much here. A party here? Yo uwant the address? 1149 Imperial Path. You'll be coming? Cool. Phone off.

GP: Who'd you just call?

ZD: A good friend of mine. Another person who until recenlty his parents were embassy staff so I knew him and moved here.

GP: What's with embassy people andall moving to this city?

ZD: I have no idea

ST: Wait YOU know Raven?

ZD: Yes

GP: Raven is like the pimp. I heard he has his pick of who he wants from the student body

*a heavy metal guitar chord starts playing and pounding on the door*

Kagura: I 'll see what's going on

(back inside the house)

House AI: Miss Kagura

Kagura: Let them in

*sound of door unllocking*

Raven: Hey where's the party?

Kagura: Out back

Raven: Cool. Now to see if it's brutal and metal.

(back outside)

OS: I can see forever

TO: That's the LSD talking Osaka

Raven: *walks in pulling a large duffel bag* I heard there was a party here so let's get it started *opens the duffel bag and takes out a Smirnoff Ice*

AB: Smirnoff ice is for faggots

Raven: You need something to get you started before you begin the heavier stuff. Also you're supposed to drink the beer with your mouth not get the bottle stuck on your wang

AB: I didn't think it would get stuck

ST: Disgusting

AB: I saw this picture online you all might like

KI: What is it?

AB: It's called goatse... *takes out laptop* Well what do you think?

ST, KI, OS, TO, ZD, Kagura and Raven: ...

GP: Cool.

ZD: What the hell is wrong with you?

AB: But I'm being a good christian

ZD: ...

AB: What?

ZD: Albus, the last time I heard someone using that excuse excuse the walls of their bedroom were covered in blood and they were laughing aloud or shouting "I'M BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN" or making obscene grunts like a wounded bear while stairway to heaven blared... at 3 AM. They were also naked and their chest was covered in shit.

ST: What the hell Zack? When was THAT?

ZD: My ex in coastland. I do not want to talk about it.

ST: Fine

KI: How and why?

ZD: They seemed normal enough at first.

(several hours later in a car)

KI: At least we're not driving with Albus

TO: Yes

Raven: Ok lets go

KI: HOW did he get a driver's license? The age for THAT is 15

Raven: I don't have one. For whatever reason cops don't stop cars which brutal and metal

KI: ... *facepalm*

TO: Can't be any worse than Albus's driving

KI: Where's Straha-san?

ZD: He's spending the night there. Remember?

KI: Why is The General-san getting to sit in the front?