#9 Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm

[Abraham]

#9 Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm

(in KHS in a classroom a few days later)

JH: Why is it that I always end up in front of you in seating arrangements

ST: Because I am just a humble man and here to learn

JH: ...

ST: Hey Raven

Raven: ?

ST: Let me get at you *very smooth english* goats?

Raven: *Very smooth english*

ST and Raven: Ahahahahahahaha

JH: Excuse me. What's so funny?

ST: I was describing your sexual proclivities towards goats

JH: What the hell Straha? You suck

Raven: Is it true about the horse?

JH: No.

KI: *walks in, sits down and puts her head on the desk* uuugggh.... fail

ST: Hey Keira. What's up?

KI: brain freeze

JA: *rolls eyes* Keira had to go and get an icee before class and tried drinking all of it at once. Idiotic isn't it?

KI: You're the idiotic one for not getting caffiene to star the day

JA: The only idiot here is YOU

KI: Whaat?!

*sound of fighting*

"Ow!" "Hey that's not cool"

Chiyo: No! Please stop fighting

GP: No. I want to see this.

ZD: $10 on Keira

*Smack*

JA: OW. *facepalm* I give up

KI: Good you heeled

JA: you suck

(a few hours later in the cafeteria)

JH: Hey Straha

ST: Yes?

JH: I have a question for you

ST: Oh shit I left your DVD at home

JH: ...not about that.

ST: *whew* Ok. What?

JH: What's your opinion of Karama?

ST: who?

JH: You know red-headed guy who until two days ago was the only redhead i nthe school?

ST: I know who he is but that's about it. Why?

JH: I was thinking I wanted to get to know him better?

ST: And? *is eating* Where is this presumption that I care? its your life

*CRASH*

JH: What's going on? Did someone just launch a vending machine into the sky?

ST: That crash was the sound of it hitting the ground again

ZD: Did you guys just see what Raven and I did?

ST: Yes. I laughed

JH: ...

ZD: What? Nobody liked the 'liver and onions, broccoli and cream of mushroom soup' vending machine.

JH: That's vandalism

(in downtown Kansai City in a sleazy bar some time later)

Bartender: Hello Mr. Donegan. Can I help you?

FR: Aye. Ah'd like a whiskey

Bartender: *pours Frodo a glass* Here's your drink

FR: *pays the bartender* thank ye. Ah need that

Bartender: Bad day?

FR: Aye. Some sassenach drank all mah whiskey an' Ah got a credit card bill for $100,000 worth of stuff I haven't ordered.

Bartender: $100,000?  Looks like you need a bottle *takes a tall glass fills it with ice and a whiskey bottle and hands them to Frodo*

FR: Ah yes, th' Xanatos Gambit. Ah kin trust ye tae treat me right *takes a sip*

Bartender: What kind of stuff is it this time? CP?

FR: Nae. It's lifetime subscriptions tae encyclopedia clubs plus ordering over 1000 volumes of encyclopedias

Bartender: Ouch

FR: Th' only consolation is that Ah kin use th' encyclopedias as toilet paper.

(on the other side of the bar)

Mafioso: So mistress how goes the set-up

GI: *grins* It goes... excellently. I've managed to get forged citizenship papers and I was able to get a business license

Mafioso: That is excellent news.

*CRASH* *THUD*

Mafioso #2: *Staggers in with wounds* m-mistress... we have a problem

GI: What is it?

Mafioso #2: t-the bloods jumped me

GI: Disgusting. Time to take out the trash *takes out layer knife*

(outside of the bar)

Gangsta: Yo Rocco

Rocco: What up son

Gangsta: The mafia faggot we jumped escaped

Rocco: Damn. Dat be some wiggy shit

Gangsta #2: We gotta get at him

Rocco: Where is he?

Gangsta #2: In the Xanatos Gambit. Why?

*sound of door slamming*

GI: YOU

Rocco: Wut up it be a got

GI: You have attacked one of my henchmen and must pay *takes out a layer knife* Prepare to die

Gangsta: Whoa G you don't threaten Rocco

GI: *sigh* You do realize that I could care less about what your opinion of me is but I threaten who I please when I please

Gangsta #2: Damn this ho be feisty

Rocco: Punish her.

*The two gangstas attempt to surround Gwendolyn and jump her but she manages to stop them by cutting off the hand of one with her layer knife*

Gangsta #2: *is now bleeding from the stump of his hand in a firehose thype stream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH! FUCK! MY HAND! OH MY GOD!

Gangsta: What de fuck did you just did to Leroy bitch *takes out pistol*

GI: I don't think so. *reacts FAST and kicks the pistol out of the other Gangsta's hand then grabs it* Aha. Now which of us is armed?

Gangsta: *pisses and shits himself* ...

GI: *holds the pistol to the gangsta's throat* So how does it feel to be threatened?

Rocco: What the fuck is this shit ho

GI: It's simple. Your thugs threatened me and I'm killing them.

*sound of bone snapping*

Gangasta #2: AAAAAAAAGH! FUCK! FIRST MY HANDS AND NOW BOTH OF MY LIMBS?!

GI: ...and that kids is why we don't threaten drakensis

*sound of crunching and squishy things being pierced*

GI: The human rib cage is surprisingly delicate when it's getting stepped on. *grins*

Rocco: Whoa whoa what do you want? I surrender --shitshitshitshitshitshit-

GI: Good... so I can let you live?

Rocco: Yes! Just don't kill me! I beg you!

(in the bar)

Mafioso: Oh SHIT?!

GI: What?!

Mafioso: You brought HIM here?

GI: After seeing what I did to his tame negroes. Mr. Diem decided it was smartest to work with me *flashes a grin*

Rocco: There are things we can't unsee... *shudders* I do have a couplew million from a recent heist

GI: Good to see.