#10 Dynamica Metaversica Part I of IV

[Abraham]

#10 Dynamica Metaversica Part I of IV

(somewhere in a highly polluted place in an apartment)

Radio: ...pollution advisory is at an all-time high. *click* president Dobson signed into law the "Family Values amendment" which mandates that all laws be of a "christian nature" and establishes old testament law as the highest law of the land to be enforced by a "Council of Guardians"

Conrad: *wakes up* Ugh. another day

radio: ...FCC and Department of Morality officers broke into an unauthorized broadcast facility and executed the ringleaders under the terms of the 1991 "media protection act"

Conrad: Well I guess I should be havin brakfast

(in KHS in a classroom)

Raven:Where's Zack?

ST: Dunno

JH: Suspended maybe? He DID launch a vending machine into the sky

Raven: No.

*the door is opened up by Zack who opens the door for a short asian girl in a gothic outfit*

Pokono: Thank you

ZD: No problem

KI: Pokono-chan is already in our class

ST: Yes. WTF is he doing holding the door open for her

Kaorin: He's such a gentlemen unlike certain people I can name

GP: Hey!

Kagura: tomo

TO: Hey

Kagura: Isn't Kaorin supposedly gay?

TO: Yep

Kagura: What's she doing dating The General

Kaorin: What?! I'm not gay

Kagura: ...says the one who keeps taking pictures of Sakaki-san ESPECIALLY in the locker room before and after Gym

Kaorin: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! I swear its for a photography class.

KI: Kaorin-chan isn't even taking a photography class

Kaorin: *blushes* ....

Kagura: Why are you even dating The General? He's an idiot

GP: Shut up

Kaorin: I'll prove I'm not gay

TA: Ha. How?

Kaorin: I'll have sex with The General

GP: you will?! YES *does a happy dance*

KI: $10 says she's gay

ST: No

KI: What do you mean 'No'?

ST: I know you're 100% right on this so I'm not even betting against it

KI: Ah. Good call.

ZD: Guys... I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Pokono

Pokono: Haiiiii

ZD: So what do you think?

ST: Meh. I do not have any objections at this time.

KI: *does a quick look over on Pokono* hm. Not bad looking... medium bust size like Kaorin-chan or Yomi-san, same height

Pokono: So who are these people Zack-san?

ZD: Well that's straha and that's Keira. They're cool

Pokono: She's his girlfriend?

ZD: --That's why its seemsl ike to ME-- Err... no

Pokono: Surprising. So liek what's your opinion of Good Charlotte! Their lyrics are like the deepest ever

KI *has her arm over Straha's shoulder*: ... *facepalm* Err they're definately not my favorite band

ST: Agree

GP: I like to play either good charlotte or Linkin park while having gay sex

Pokono: What do you guys think of Korn?

GP: After an incident in a cornfield which ended with me having to remove a corn cob which got wedged DEEP I can't listen to their music without having traumatic flashbacks

Pokono: ... *facepalm* --Disgusting-- errr... well... um.. ew?

KU: *sigh* This is The General-san

Pokono: Whose this? Keira's sister?

ZD: Yes. She's a total ditz

KU: *blushes* ...

(inside a cafeteria environment)

Student:...so my draft board letter came in yesterday. Aparently I am not on the list of exempt famileis so when I turn 17 I'll shipt out.

Conrad: why not?

Student: Ones whose parents are known subversives don't get those exceptions

Conrad: Where are you going?

Student: I'm being sent to fight the secessionists in the phillippines

Conrad: Good luck on that. --he'll need it too--

Student: I'm going to come back with some gook ears on a necklace

Conrad: Um...

Student: At least I'm not being sent to alaska territory. What do you plan on doing

Conrad: I plan on serving of course. --And hopefully becoming a war hero so I can rise up. True socialism is about killing until there is nobody left alive who opposes you and turning the earth into an empty husk in the name of spreading man throughout the universe--

Student: Oh good. Gotta keep an eye on the Subversive

Conrad: Yes. Did you hear about Johnson?

Student: No. Why?

Conrad: He was caught visiting one of the dago townships and seen doing romantic overtures to a guidette

Student: Disgusting

Conrad: Indeed fergs. This is why we need strict Morality and Powerful government. All capitalism gets you is decadence and minorities running wild.

Student: That's getting a bit political

Conrad: Relax fergs there's no Discipline Commandants around. We can loosen up

(in the basement of Chateau Chucklehuck)

GB: What'd you call us down here for?

LD: To test a new system?

FR: Will this involve gaycocks

LD: No.

FR: Why th' fock did ye call me fer

LD: Shut up. *shoots Frodo in a kneecap*

CG: So we're not going to watch horse rape porn?

LD: NO

CG: I have my thumb drive which has a shitload of DVDs and the big.. .device has a screen so we can watch horse rape porn

LD: If you do that I will replace your right eyeball with the thumb drive

CG: That would hurt... TEATS

FR: Ah vote fer doing tha-

*Lugia grabs Frodo and mashes him against the floor then kicks him like a soccer ball*

GB: Owned

LD: Now that that's over with on with the event. As yo ucan see we now have a mega-screen TV down here and even a food dispenser

FR: *comes back to life* Ah'm rock hard at th' thought

CG: Why?

LD: Because I can. That and the TV room isn't big enough for what I really wanted. Now to turn it on *turns on the new TV*

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHH" "UUUUUUUGH.. MY ASSS" "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH"

CG: Would this be a bad time to mention that I'd already put the thumb drive in?

LD:  I'm going to hit you until candy comes you you fucker! *starts hitting Cow Guy with a chair*

FR: Wow. Violent Sex. Can Ah join in?

LD: ... *smashes the chair over Frodo's head* No. And UGH.

GB: This is Frodo

LD: True.

(back in KHS)

AB: This is bullshit

ST: What is it now Albus?

AB: I took this class 2 years ago! Why the fuck do I have to retake it again?

Everyone else in the classroom: ...

Raven: Maybe if you didn't have a habit of participating in violent gay sex during assemblies in the gym you wouldn't be here

ST: BURN

AB: ...

Yukari: Raven is right. Get your act together dumbledick *hits him with a file folder*

Raven: Holy shit if even the TEACHER joins in mocking someone you can tell they fucked up

ST: Yes

*the bell rings*

Yukari: Well that's it! I'm out! See you all on monday

AB: About fucking time. God damn I fucking hate friday since I have fucking english class as my last fucking class.

Yukari: ...

ST: I wish I had some popcorn

KI: Yes

Kaorin: That's mean

ST: Good you heeled

*CRASH *THUD* *sound of Albus being smacked*

ED: Albus heeled

(in an aircar about 5 minutes later)

KI: ...does anyone like Albus-san?

ST: No. Not that I know of

KU: He can be a bit creepy at time

ST: *rolls eyes* ditz. Have you SEEN his computer desktop

KU: No?

ST: You are lucky. Disney combined with... ugh... can't say it

KI: *Facepalm* You saw it too?

KU: Shouldn't you have both hands on the wheel Keira-san?

KI: Not really. This is a standard car in normal mode. You have to be 17 to get a manual driving license

KU: Ok

ST: Albus insists on trying to get me to read his favorite book series

KI: ... *facepalm* Is it "Anime Tentacle Rape Death Whorehouse"?

ST: No he doesn't read manga. It's called "Harry Potter". Written by some author in england

KU: Wel I think they're good...