#14 Desmond Inc. Presents

[Abraham]

#14 Desmond Inc. Presents

(in a central room inside a megastructure)

Attendant: Emperor Bgwah..

BH: Well?? What is this that you want to tell me about?

Attendant: Sir, we have some issues...

BH: Issues? What do you mean by issues?

Attendant: The slaved system for the makaris wormhole has reported some... odd problems

BH: Unfortunate. Slave Teuris

Attendant: Yes lord

BH: Ready the transport ship so we can arrive at the wormhole

Attendant: *presses button* The process has begun and should be completed in a Ksec

(inside a room)

TV: ...next on XTV we have world's most extreme car crashes

ST: Boring. *clicks remote*

TV: ...Foreigners are extremely deluded and cannot handle reality. Let us be real for a moment: nobody in New England believes a nigro could run the country and anybody who claims otherwise is a defective.

Ness: *is holding a cllphone* Straha!

ST: What?

Ness: The phone's for you? *hands the phone to Straha*

ST: *is on the phone* Hi?

KI: *on the phone* Straha! What's up?

ST: *on the phone* Not much. You?

KI: *on the phone* You're lucky! I'm going to be staying the weekend at your place! k! thanks! I'll see you there *hangs up*

ST: Err... ok.

*knocking on room door*

"Straha! It's Keira here again"

ST: *opens door* Hey

KI: Good to see you! *plugs in her computer to a wall*

ST: So why do you want to stay the weekend?

KI: Parents are complaining about drama with relatives. Apparently one of my cousins who I don't know too well is coming to stay so I'm staying here at least for tonight... Also my mom is making Okonomiyaki tonight *facepalm*

ST: The facepalm is because it's the one with mayo in it?

KI: YES. Kuki of course is being all reassuring and helpful. *rolls eyes* She's nice but she's VERY ditzy and sometimes the being super-nice gets old. So... What were you doing before I called?

ST: Watching TV

TV:...there's not enough troops in the all the armies of the world to force the New England people to admit the nigro race into Westerly Hall.

KI: The news? Why?

ST: I was flipping channels when you called

KI: Okay

(inside KHS in the teacher's lounge)

Yukari: Thursday afternoon, only 30 minutes till I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nyamo: *Facepalm* Time would go faster if you'd work.

Principal Bone: Miss Tanizaki! I need to see you a second

Yukari: I don't know anything about any puke in the faculty bathroom

Principal Bone: Goddamnit. No.

Yukari: So why?

Principal Bone: Due to some... unforseen circumstances you'll be getting ANOTHER transfer student since your class is still the smallest homeroom in freshmen year. One Ashley Miharu

Yukari: Okay

Principal Bone: That will be all.

*sound of explosion in the distance*

Principal Bone: What the FUCK just happened?! *runs out*

(in a classroom)

ZD: Detention sucks

Raven: Yes

ZD: Do you think the fizzing explosive has set off yet?

Raven: I don't see any bubbles yet but I did hear a loud bang

ZD: Damn

Student: Excuse me Mr. Kimura

Kimura: Yes

Student: Why are there bubbles coming from beneath the door?

Kimura: I cannot say. Maybe it's some kind of prank

*Kimura goes up and opens the door causing the room to be flooded with bubbles*

Student: Fuck! I'm allergic to non-soap based bubbles

Raven: *is now sitting on top of a bookshelf* Wow Zack. Your telling Kuki that it was a special bathroom air freshener and that it worked by leaving it in the toilets was your best idea yet

ZD: *is now sitting on top of a bookshelf next to raven* Thanks.

Student: Hey thanks for letting me sit he-*is pushed off by Zack into the soapy water*

(inside a doctor's office)

Doctor: Well Mr. MacClintock what appears to be the problem?

HS: Well Doctor it's like this... I cum blood and.. and

Doctor: And what?

HS: You're this floating cat-like thing

Doctor: Cat-like? Are you saying I'm not a real cat?

*Dr. Chiyo-Chici starts glowing red*

HS: Errr...

Doctor: What do you mean I'm not a real cat? Are there fake cats?

HS: What I'm trying to say is...

*Dr. Chiyo-Chichi starts vibrating*

HS: Are you sure you're not angr-*is picked up and thrown out through the window*

Doctor: I am a real cat.

HS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*thud*

Nurse: What just happened/

Doctor: The patiant I was treating claime I was a fake cat. and he was wearing a red shirt.

Nurse: errr... Just write it down as an accident caused by the patient?

Doctor: Yes.