#16 Dazed, Confused and Stoned part 1 of 3

[Abraham]

#16 Dazed, Confused and Stoned part 1 of 3

(a week later in a park)

ZD: Hey

Aharts: Huh?

ZD: Wait. Sorry. My bad. I mostook you for Straha. --looks almost exactly alike except for the goatee and preppy outfit--

Pokono: Like doesn't a goatee mean he's the evil one?

ZD: Huh?

Aharts: Reference to the star trek original series. Should I presume you're friends of Straha's? The name's Aharts. I'm currently here on the 6 day break from college.

ZD: I've heard about you. Those stunts you pulled were funny.

Aharts: Err... thanks. Well I'm going to get back to running so bye *runs off*

ZD: Wow. A total jock

Pokono: He didn't seem like a dick about it

"Hey you stupid fuck can't you see I'm running here! Goddamnit!" "but... but" *SMACK*

Pokono: Hahaha. He showed that missionary what's up

ZD: True. I didn't get any of a relaxed vibe from him.

(in another dimension)

Attendant: We are now at the gate

BH: So what is the problem?

Attendant:There's been some anomalous readings

BH: What types of readings?

Attendant: Well there's been energy spikes the likes of which god has never known

BH: Is this intereference from the archai?

Attendant: No, sir. Nothing that would indicate anything like that.

BH: *turns from a floating cloud of nanites into a chrom pillar floating right above the ground* Datapoint noted

Researcher: Emperor!

BH: What is it, peon?

Researcher: Emperor! The readings are off thescale! It's not safe to be in this station?

BH: We must find out what is going on

Researcher: But Emperor nobody has ever found out what goes on in a wormhole implosion

BH: why not?

Reserarcher: Nobody has ever returned to tell the tale

BH: are you saying that with over 25,000 years of experience with wormhole technology that there is no documented data regarding wormhole implosions?

Researcher: There is data on them! The data says that there's a massive energy spike then anything within the temporal suction radius is sucked in somehow

BH: That's all? I should have you executed for incompetenc

Researcher: Sir, Nobody has ever returned

BH: Not in 25,000 years?

Researcher: None whatsoever. Not even data will get through.

BH: Have the Archai tried anything with this?

Researcher: Not even the High Gods are able to send a probe into an imploded wormhole in the three csec it'd stay open and get data back.

BH: That is distressing

Attendant: Is the wormhole supposed to invert it's appearence?

Researcher: Not normally. Why?

Attendant: Because the colors just reversed and the hole is now gyrating.

Researcher: High gods above... n-no..

BH: What?

Researcher: We have to leave now.

BH: No. I must know more about this

Attendant: Sir, I think we must leave

BH: No. I will stay. Leave if you wish to be cowardly

Researcher: Well if you insist lord

(inside an escape pod)

Researcher: my god

Attendant: The field it... it... there's no more transmissions from the gate staton

Researcher: That's horrible

(on the the edges of a. the suburb obviously not belonging to the same world as the rest of the city. The suburb also has some fancier houses obviously from the same world as the suburb but not orignally connected to it brougt along)

BH: ...w-where am I? I remember emptiness and falling? *turns into a vaguely fractal shape* data... indicates that this is sol III but the configuration of the starts menas I'm around 30,000 years in the past.

(inside one of the suburban houses)

Ginger: Why'd the power go out?

Carl: Oh cool. I hope it's out for the entire neighborhood

Lois: Carl don't be going

Carl: I just had this spinning throbbing pain

Lois: You too? I thought it was a migraine. Ginger

Ginger: Yes mom?

Lois: Go outside and check if the neighbors lost power.

Ginger: Okay mom. *puts on a light jacket and walks out*

Carl: Why can't I do it?

Lois: ... *facepalm*

(outside the house)

Ginger: Okay. All of our neighbors have lost power but I see lights down a way and wait... the sky's color seems off and two moons. And it's a warm night. uh oh

(back inside the house)

*sound of the door opening*

Lois: So do the neighbors have power?

Ginger: No.. nobody has power! mom I think we have more problems than a power black out

Lois: ?

Ginger: Way down the line I saw lights but the sky is the wrong color and there's two moons

Lois: What?! I'm going to have to see this

Carl: What about me?

Lois: You stay in here. ginger show me what you mean and you'll catch your death of cold without the jacket

Ginger: We don't need the jackets

Carl: ugh

(outside the house)

Lois and ginger: uh oh..

*sound of crickets chirping*

Lois: You were right kiddo...

Ginger: What do we do mom?

Lois: I don't know but this isn't good

(in the park)

ZD: hey did any of you see the dome of green fire that just was over the condemned district?

ST: No but I did have this sudden splitting pain. I don't think I'm going to try shrooms again.

KI: Straha-san I had that pain

ST: so it wasn't the shrooms?

KI: ... *facepalm* No.

ST: Meh. Who cares?

KI: Not me! But anyways goodnight everyone. Straha-san my place tonight

ST: ok

(later on in the Miharu household in a room)

TV: ...next on GothTalk we have letters

Ashley: Hm

*sound of door opening*

KI: Hey!! borowwing my TV?

Ashley: ...my stuff hasn't arrived yet

TV: ...now here's tonight letters to Ms. Darkbleed "Dear Narcissa, I find myself with a problem. I am impotent and can only get off to Tyrannosaurus rex pictures. What should I do besides kill myself as that has failed four times? sincerely Zachary Dark"

ST: hahahaha she actually aired that letter Raven sent in Zack's name?

Ashley:...whose this? A boyfriend?

KI: What?! No. Straha-san can you give me a shoulder massage please?

ST: k

KI: *is being massaged* ah... nice.. I don't see how you can get that impression

Ashley: *rolls eyes* firstly he's massaging you, you two always hang out with each other and when you're NOT with each other you're on some instant messenger service or cellphone communicaitng

ST: Err we've known each other our whole lives. Try again

TV: ...next we're talking calls. Our first caller is one Mr. Dark from Kansai City

TV: Hello Mr. Dark. "Hey. Nice to be on GothTalk" So what are you calling about? "I'm calling about how I found the lord" What do you mean? "I was down in the dumps after my last suicide attempt so I took my parent's credit cards and went to the booze store. I drank some then this gu in shabby clothing calling himself the lord asked me for some whiskey money so I gave it to him"

ST: Hahahahaha... omg

KI: even with a voice disguiser we know that's not Zack

"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

KI: ... *facepalm* Great. Kuki-chan is freaking out

Ashley: Where are your parents?

KI: Doing what parents of teenagers do here... leave their kids at home on most vacations *rolls eyes*

(in the hallway)

KU: AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh my god

KI: What is it?

KU: My mirror! it it

ST: What happen? it broke?

KU: When I go walk by it I notice it stays the same

KI: How does a non-electronic mirror freeze?

ST: maybe the mirror sucks?

(somewhere in an apartment)

Raven: *puts down a phone* And my work here is done.

(back in the hallway)

Ashley: There's one possible explanation

ST: What? Kuki needs a new mirror?

Ashley: *facepalm* No. There's a doppelganger

KI: That's not possible

(inside a room full of stuffaed animals)

Dark Kuki: Ok. Where am I?  Also what am I?

KU: Omg! There's someone in my room

Dark Kuki: What the?!

ST: Same clothes... same appearence

KI: A clone?

Ashley: No you idiots it's a doppelganger

KI: Yay! Threesome

Ashley: Making contact with a doppelganger is a bad idea. Even speaking to one is a bad idea.

KI: Why?

Ashley: You'd die. Also if you had sex with one I'm sure you'd die.

Dark Kuki: Attempted to commit suicide yet today?

Ashley: Excuse me?

Dark Kuki: You're a goth. So when's your next attempt to commit suicide?

Ashley: ...

Dark Kuki: What? Why won't anyone talk to me

KI: errr...

Dark Kuki: Fuck this! I'm out! *runs out*

ST: oh dear god

KI: I don't like the looks of that

Ashley: Don't worry. Doppelgangers in their first appearence vanish after a week at most but each time they're here adfter vthat they. IF they either kill the person they're the doppelganger of or get a new identity they stay here

KU: What?! KILL?

Ashley: Yes

KU: -_- Why me?

KI: Which one of us spends all their time in front of a mirror obsessing over fashion?

KU: Well I at least care about my fashion.

KI: Ah but the difference in my case is that I don't care and actually have a life. While you're primping I'm either playing videogames or getting laid

KU: ... *sweatdrop*

KI: It's true

KU: Yeah well at least I'm popular!

KI: Why do you presume I care enough to bother playing those idiotic social games? I have my circle of friends. What more so I need social-wise?

Ashley: Wow. You two are as different as night and day. Do they usually argue like this?

ST: Nah. 9 times out of 10 Kuki gives in and admits Keira is right. Look Kuki

KU: Yes Straha-san?

ST: Can you get me a drink? Anone else want a drink

KI: Hey good idea! Fetch us all ginger ales, even one for yoruself if you want it

KU: alright.... *runs off*

(inside the Xanatos Gambit)

Abraham: shit man you goatsed me *takes another shot*

Farva: I win.. aw hell no. Not tubgirl *chugs two shots*

Bartender: What are you two doing?

Farva: We're on Abraham's laptop and for every time we encounter a goatse link or picture on lidless eye, the person clicking it/opening the page takes a shot, if it's tubgirl it's 2 shots and if it's animal porn it's four shots

Bartender: Whose winning?

Abraham: *hic* Farva. He's had 9 shots so far.

Farva: This is like global thermonuclear war the only way to win is to not play

Bartender: *is shining a beer glass* indeed

*sound of the door opening*

Bartender: Another customer?

Dark Kuki: Yes. Give me an obsidian death.

Bartender: Ok. That will be $2.50

DArk Kuki: *puts down the money* Ok

Bartender: And here's your drink *passes Dark Kuki the drink* You can buy Obsidian by the bottle

Dark Kuki: You can?

Bartender: THat's if you want it. It's a cheap ganjapop... not really good stuff

Abraham: Screw you. It's good! *holds up bottle of Obsidian*

Bartender: The bottle is $8.99

Dark Kuki: It is eh? *puts down the cash* One bottle of Obsidian.

Farva: Want to take the challenge?

Dark Kuki: Challenge? Explain.

Farva: We're on a website full of goatse links/images in random threads. Anytime you see goatse take a shot, anytine you see tubgirl take two and anytime you see animal porn take 4.

Dark Kuki: What is... goatse?

Abraham: It can't be described. Jsut seen. Want to try?

Dark Kuki: Sure.*clicks link* WHAT is that man doing to his anus?! 

Abraham: That's goatse! "*takes the computer and clicks a link* Aw fuck not animal porn *takes 4 shots*