#17 Dazed, Confused and Stoned part 2 of 3

[Abraham]

#17 Dazed, Confused and Stoned part 2 of 3

(the next day in the park)

KI: Ah, I love halloween

KU: Why?

KI: Raising hell, wearing costumes, partying? What's not to like?

ST: Truth. I wonder what happened with the doppelganger?

KI: I have no idea

(in downtown Kansai City in a ghetto)

Dark Kuki: What're we doing now?

Abraham: We're going to watch the monster fights.

Dark Kuki: We can place money on them right?

Farva: Yeah. But I keep losing.

Abraham: Aren't you banned from here?

Farva: It's like this... FÆRVA with slaves is banned from here. Large Farva isn't.

Abraham: right...

Dark Kuki: *to the ticket person* I place $100 on the giant ladybug

Abraham: That's a fool's bet. Anyone knows that the Redbellied Glasher is the way to go

Dark Kuki: I know what I'm doing.

(10 minutes later)

Annuncer: ...and it is over. The giant ladybug has won.

Dark Kuki: *walks up with money*I won

Abraham: Wow. A million dollars?

Dark Kuki: *giggle* Yep!

Farva: Fuck. I bet on the glasher.

Abraham: So what now?

Farva: I'm going to go flood online forums with goatse and get off to gay porn.

Dark Kuki: Eh. I'm going to the malll.

Abraham: Who are you?

Dark Kuki: I'm apparently a 'kuki' but I'm not sure.

(in leng inside the palace)

Fergs: *is leaning on a mop* This is the worst day ever

Conrad:  *facepalm* Why do you keep complaining? It wouldn't help.

Fergs: Well if I were in charge things would work right

Conrad: Shut up fergs. You're a typical idiot who can't do anytinhg right.

Fergs: I don't stand for a right wing, I stand for americani-*Conrad starts trying to strangle him*

Conrad: Shut up. I'm pretty sure you have something to do with our current situation.

Fergs: Why?

Conrad: ...

(In the miharu residence)

*knocking on the door*

KI: *sigh* I'll get it *gets door*

Dark Kuki: I'm baaaaaaaaaack

KI: Great...

KU: Who is it?

KI: The doppelganger

KU: There's 10 spare rooms to stay in one of them. I'm pretty sure oru parents won't mind. I even called them up, explained the situation and asked them what to do.

KI: What?!

KU: Yeah

KI: So they know?!

KU: Yep. The doppelganger can now stay.

Dark Kuki: Yay! I now have a place to stay

KI: this... sucks

Dark Kuki: Whee!

KI: uh oh

KU: ?

KI: Dark Kuki-chan is wearing a black outfit and not a copy of your fuku dress

Dark Kuki: Hey! I like this style

KU: so? What does that mean?

KI: It means that the doppelganger is starting to get an identity according to Ashley.

KU: Wait...

Dark Kuki: I'm confused here. I'm going to go get a melonpan.

KU: So does that mean it won't kill me to talk to her?

Ashley: Presumably. Where'd the sense of forboding doom that being around the doppelganger causes?

KI: The doppelganger is starting to get their own identity...

(in the TV room)

TV: ...last night's events

LD: Huh?

CG: ORANGES

LD: Do any of you haveanything to do with this?

CG: No! TEATS

GB: Maybe it's Prof. Von suds?

(in Illuminatus State in a dean's office)

PF: Mein gott! I haff nothing to dso with this

Dean: Really

PF: I was out drinking! Just ask the other professors!

Dean: This is you. You were involved in every other... unusual incident involving this university and the city.

PF: I am serious

Dean: You're on paid suspension for the rest of the semester. --Fucking tenure prevenitng me from firing people--

PF: But...

Dean: Get off of campus

(in the sky above Kansai City)

BH: It appears I have but one option... to take this city over and use it as a base

(in the atrium some time later)

*knocking on the door*

LD: *takes out gun* I'll get the door *gets the door*

PF: OH thank god you're here

LD: ... *facepalm* ...what is it now?

PF: Well the dean put me on paid suspension because he thinks I caused the ISOTing

LD: Wait? You're bitching about being on paid suspension?

CG: ORANGES

PF: Yes. I'm a professor, man! I labor in the vinyards of wisdom, pushing back the ignorance. This can't happen to me! free drinks in the faculty lounge

LD: ... *facepalm*

PF: Please help me

LD: No.

PF: ...there's free alcohol in the faculty lounges?

LD: Deal.

CG: Hey Prof I've got a question... TEATS

PF: Yes?

CG: Can you die of an overdose of tweed?

PF: ... *facepalm*

CG: What? It's a valid question!

GB: Shut up Cow Guy

(outside of Illuminatus state)

LD: So what do you want us to do?

PF: Cause a big enough of ruckus so the guards don't notice me sneaking in

GB: Violence is ok right?

PF: Sure! I heartily encourage it

LD: In that case *reaches in and takes out a grenade launcher* WHEEEEEEEE!

CG: KILL AND DIE TO LIVE *powers up chainsaws*

Guards: Excuse me do you have a parking permiOH JESUS! NO THE PAIN NO! MY ORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...

CG: They call me deathfucker for a reason

LD: Kill them all *brandishes Katanas*

PF: Would you mind doing me a favor?

LD: What is it?

PF: Burn down the philosophy hall

LD: Which one is it?

PF: The purple building with the purple marble roman columns

LD: So THAT's the ugly piece of shit? Sure! I was planning on trashing it anyways

*lugia sets up a giant artillery mortar*

PF: How'd THAT fit into a briefcase?

LD: Magic. Watch this. *fires several artillery shells at the philosophy hall*

(inside a room of the philosophy hall)

Dean: Well Mr. Pervonen you wish to change your major from philosophy to computer science?

HN: Yes, sir.

Dean: Why? This isn't even halfway through your first semester here?

HN: Well, sir I like the computer science classes better than philosophy. I'm also dropping Philosophy 101.

Dean: Why you-*BOOM* What the FUCK was that?

HP: Can't be me. I haven't eaten taco hell yet today

Dean: Is someone firing artillery at here?

(outside the philosophpy hall)

CG: What happens if you hit the support collumns?

LD: No idea! Let's find out! *fires artillery at the supporting collumns*

*sound of crumbling*

LD: Cool. This is a cool artillery thing you designed

CG: I intended this to be a shaver! TEATS

LD: ...why?

CG: I did it because it seemed like a good idea at the time *smokes bowl*

LD: ... *facepalm*

(inside the floating castle)

Kit: Men we have a problem

Floid: ?

Flocculencio: What?

Kit: We just recieved a disress call and we don't have cool superhero codenames

Fellatio Nelson: Let's make them up as we go along ok

Kit: Suit up and let's fly!