#18 Dazed, Confused and Stoned part 3 of 3

[Abraham]

#18 Dazed, Confused and Stoned part 3 of 3

(outside the philosophy hall)

CG: I just came

LD: Zhon *fires off another round of artillery at some parked cars*

GB: Hurf the durf *is sodomizing a SUV*

LD: Ha Ha

CG: Cool. TEATS

GB: fuck it's hard to sodomize a SUV without any sort of large exhaust pipe

LD: Well they phased out the IC engine ones about 100 years ago Goomba.

(suddenly 4 superheroes fly up)

LD: What's this? Black eye for the queer guy?

CG: Yes

Kit: Stop in the name of love

LD: Or what? You'll flame all over m-*is punched* Ok. That's not fucking cool *picks up a car and throws it at Kit*

Kit: *dodges it* you can't defeat the last son of Briton

LD: Christ are you that fucking unoriginal that you have to rip off superman?

Kit: ...yes?

Flocculencio: Don't blame him. He came up with the costumes

GB: Dude. You look like cyborg from teen titans only from india and not a nigro.

Flocculencio: Shut up car-fucker!

GB: FUCK YOU! *puts down the SUV*

CG: Cat fight

Flocculencio: Ugh. What the he-Hey what's going huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurf

GB: *phases back in* Bullet-time gang rape, bitch

Flocculencio: *spits* Ugh. Disgusting

CG: You heeled

(in the sky above)

LD: *is flying* Don't think I'm not armed

Fellatio Nelson: Bring it on yank. Bring it o-*is forced to dodge a laser blast*

LD: You NIGGER. New englanders are the ones called that you stupid fuck *fires lasers from his eyes at Fellatio Nelson*

Fellatio Nelson: Don't go there girlfriend *checks costume* You went there. You fuckign ween't there... YOU... WENT... THERE *purple and pink flames surround him*

LD: What the hell is going o-*is rushed by Fellatio Nelson* What the FUCK *realizes he's falling* ...shit

Fellatio Nelson: I like my beer ice cold and my homosexuals FLAMI-*lugia suddenly grabs him then proceeds to slam him down*

LD: I win forever

Fellatio Nelson: What?! my flames are gone

LD: Heh Heh *punches Fellatio Nelson*

Fellatio Nelson: Typical yank fighting dirty eh wot *kicks Lugia*

LD: URG. Right in the bojangles *eyes start glowing white*

(on the ground)

Kit: Holy god Flocc

Flocculencio: What does his power level say?

Kit: It's over Nine Thousa-*is interrupted by Fellatio Nelson being slammed into the ground*

Fellatio Nelson: *picks himself up out of he crater* I don't think he likes me

Kit: What's not to like? You're flaming

LD: Heh. Heh. *grins*

Fellatio Nelson: What's going on with Floid?

LD: No fucking clue faggot. Where the FUCK is Cow Guy

Floid: ...and that's why they call it the congo blacksnake

CG: oh wow

LD and Fellatio Nelson: ...

Floid: What?

LD: nevermind

GB: This is disturbing. That would get stuck in a phone's coin return slot

Fellatio Nelson: Yes. right... well where were we?

LD: hm *thinks* I was about to kick you with my flaming roundhouse kicked

Fellatio Nelson: Oh right. I remember no-*is roundhouse kicked and set on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH

LD: That's the only way I like to see homosexuals flaming.

Kit: So it's not flaming in the good waOH GOD MY ASS! GET THAT OUT

GB: Hurf de durf

CG: You think the blacksnake is big. Wait till you see Goomba

LD: Ugh. *is reloading his guns*