#19 Aftermath and Frodo's bad day
(inside a dark room several days later)
Agent #1: So he's in this city?
Agent #2: Yes.
Agent #1: Finally. We will finally be able tae deal with th'... creature who dares tae call himself a true scotsman
Agent #3: it's been many years since the... indicent but.. yes
Agent #1: Ah want tae retire with a bang. Bringing in th' most wanted criminal in all o' Scotland... enough said?
(in KHS in a classroom)
Yukari: ...we have Dark Kuki who is apparently a doppelganger. Yadayada
Dark Kuki: Haii
Richie: I wonder if she'd sleep with me.
Yukari: ...you weigh about 400 pounds and have more acne than anyone else in this school. Yeah. no.
Nick: Good you heeled
KU: ...that's mean
Yukari: Do you deny these claims?
KU: No... but.
Yukari: Good. I win. *smirks*
Announcer: *beep* Good morning students and faculty if I could have your attention please
Yukari: ?
Announcer: As you may or may not know, Principal Bone is out for the week due to a throat infecton, leaving me, Asst. Principal Tyrant in charge for the rest of the week. The policies set by Principal Bone will remain the same.
Yukari: ... *facepalm*
Ashley: Why are you so concerned?
Announcer: However, there will be some additional regulations for you to follow. Smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods and you will have to share. Number two the girls showering facilities will be moved from the locker room to my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and bodies while I play with myself
KI, KU, Dark Kuki, Kaorin, OS, TO, Ashley, Yomi, Sakaki, Kagura, JD: ...
Yukari: merciful kami above...
KI: ... *starts breaking out crying*
ST: *puts arm on Keira's shoulder* don't worry it can't be worse
Announcer: While showering none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genetalia. Eye contact with me is prohibited. However, girls are encouraged to wash each other as I build towards orgasm.
JA: w-why??
KI: UGH
KU: ..and on the first week we have swimming too. WHY?
WHY??
ST: Ok. I was wrong. This can't get any worse from here. Right?
Announcer: Thirdly, while I am ejactulating the boy's gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagled in front of me and satisfy each other orally until I have completed ejactulating
ST: ugh. I hate being proven wrong
JH: That's... creepy. Seriously creepy.
AB: Last year he once used the school's schoolwide video system to deliver announcements in the nude. It seems Principal Bone disabled it for this week.
Yukari: Thank god for that.
Announcer: any student caught doing graffiti or defacing school property will be suspended unless they are masturbating. If you have any questions I will be in my office jacking off with a thumb up my ass.
Ashley: How is he not fired?
Yukari: Teacher's union.
Ashley: ... *Facepalm* This is not going to be a good week
Schmitt: I'm on the gymnastics team and I can't wait
Yukari: That's it. You have detention for the rest of this week.
Schmitt: What the hell?
Yukari: Being disturbing. Now shut up.
KI: Where are Raven-san and Zack-san?
Yukari: Don't know and don't care
*sound of fighting*
(outside)
ZD: That wasn't cool Raven. Not. Fucking. Cool.
Raven: Hey? all's I'm saying is that Pokono can do better. You're a good guy bu-*is punched*
ZD: Stop it! First you send that letter than you impersonate me in a phonecall? What the hell? I hought I could trust you
Yukari: *opens door* Whast the FUCK is going on out here?
ZD: Well Raven
Raven: Zack's overrea-
*SMACK*
Yukari: ...just get into class
ZD: ..yes
Raven: ...fine
Yukari: good
(in the cafetaria)
KU: I notice neither Zack-san or Raven-san are speaking to each other
ST: Yes
KU: Why?
ST: Some idiotic drama
Ashley: Raven-san impersonated Zack-san both in sending a letter to Goth Talk and calling the show
KU: Why?
KI: crush on pokono-san.
KU: that's not very nice
ST: Yep
KI: Straha-san, I need to talk to you for a second
ST: ok..
(in the cafeteria courtyard)
ST: So what'd you want to talk about?
KI: About us
ST: ?
KI: well let's face it, we've known each other all of our lives, we hang out ALL the time, we have sex alot. Also we get along better then any of the couples here. So how about we start dating. So how about it?
ST: Yes
KI: Just remember that I'm not asking for changes. Just a change in what we say our status is... this also gives us a convenient alibi for our stunts.
ST: Works for me. I'll be glad to not have my mom being like "oh why not date that nice Keira girl?"
KI: haha.. your parents were not so subtly hinting you should date me? Funny mine were doing the same for you!
(back in the cafeteria)
KU: What were you two talking about?
KI: We're boyfriend and girlfriend now!
KU: Wha?! *drops glass*
ST: It's an open relationship
KU: Ok... I feel better now
KI: What movie do you want to see thursday night?
ST: Huh?
KI: *rolls eyes* We're dating now. Remember? What movie do you want to see?
ST: Blood Drinking hell guys seems good
KI: That was my first choice!
(inside the Xanatos Gambit later on)
Bartender: Hello Frodo. Guiness tonight?
FR: Aye laddie
Farva: Hey Frodo. Want to play "Death Battle" on the VR sim?
FR: Not tonight laddie. Ah have a headache
Bartender: *pours Frodo a beer and passes it to him* Why?
FR: Hangover. *drinks some of the guiness* Ah. th' good stuff.
*suddenly the door is broken down*
FR: What th' fock! Nae it cannae be
Agent #1: Aye Mr. Donegan, ye dinna kill me
Farva: Whose this faggot
Argent #1: *hits Farva with his bagpipe* Quiet Sassenach!
Bartender: Would any of you like a drink?
Agent #2: Ach. Nae. We came fer th' wee hobbit *grins*
FR: Git th' fock out! Ah left ye on Faernorrth island tae die
Agent #3: Aye laddie. We didnae appreciate that *takes out a knife* Dae ye know what that is?
FR: A skinning knife laddie?
Agent #1: Aye. We're going tae rape ye then skin ye
FR: What th' fock. Git out! Damn ye! get out!
Agent #2: Forget that plan... Ah've got a better one
*whisper* *whisper* "Aye" "that's th' new plan"
Agent #2: Are ye th' propietor of this ale house?
Bartender: Yes
Agent #2: Dae this establishment have a loo?
Bartender: Yes
(in the bar's bathroom)
FR: Urgh... th' pain
Agent #2: What's wrong? Tis a wee scotsman cock
Agent #3: Ah'm next
FR: Th' pain laddie, th' pain.
Agent #3: Back home they call me 'tripod'
FR: This is th' worst night ever
(later on at a customs deport in Kansai City airport)
Customs official: Destination?
Agent #1: Scotland
Customs Official: Anything to declare?
Agent #2: Aye. One haggis *points to a giant bag*
Customs Official: Proceed....
Agent #3: Excellent. Fer Scotland we go, laddies
Agent #1: Aye. A good day tae ye sir.
